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Talent = "Nothing"; Talent + Hard work = "maybe something"; Talent + Hard work + A kiss in the ass = "'you've have the greatest talent in the world' certification from your boss, a separate cabin for you, an office car to pick up and drop you, annual perks including 1 month vacation allowance, a salary increase of 125% over the course of 1 year so that nobody is suspicious, plus........"

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This post is going to be disgusting. So, for those of you there, who can't stand the sight of shit or piss, a word of caution before you go ahead with this post. If you do go ahead, never say you were never warned of the after effects.  There is a popular saying in Tamil,  "உப்பு நிறையப் போட்டு சாப்டா சொரன ஜாஸ்தியா தான் இருக்கும்". For all the non-Tamil speaking crowd, it says, "if you have too much salt in your food, your emotions and ego are definitely going to be high. And today is the first day that I asked my mom in all 25 years of life, on why she had to to use all the salt that she has used till today in cooking food.  Friends and socialites kiss each other on the cheek. And if the 2 friends are guys, and you go ahead to kiss him, the first reaction to bounce back on you is "yeah right! Kiss My Ass!" unless the other is gay. I know people who use abbreviations to denote it saying, "KMA!" If you were to betray a friend and he has to retali