'Fuck it!!! What's next?!'

January 27th, 2010 - A great day of celebrations and a pathetic day for my life!

I turned 25 this year (unbelievably!!!) and kept crying like Joey of friends "Why me God?" as I entered the 26th year. 

Our generation of youngsters have learnt to evade reality like God's business and have always set on a path of illusions. Illusions from movies ranging from Rajini Kanth to Gautham Menon to Karan Johar and in music from Ilayaraja to Harris Jayaraj to A.R. Rahman to Ronan Keating. We've gotten so engrossed with the thoughts of idealism, love, money, sex and being rich that our version of reality slumps far below the 'real' reality. 

What are our dreams today? 

"Get rich and famous through sheer hard work and get respect from everyone in this world.

Move to a bigger house and create the perfect family.

Fall in love with the perfect woman who'll make our hearts flutter, make her our goal for life and win her heart" 

Frankly, it does look like a Rajini Kanth's film with all the white fairies running in the background! 

But what is it that is really happening? Well... for a start, reality! 

Reality hits real hard on the face which usually feels like a shitload of bullshit hitting hard on the face with all the stench. And when you reach 25, most myths are broken, we realize that Rajini Kanth is nothing but a mythological hero who was able to do the impossible, like becoming a zillionaire in the duration of an inspirational song. Myths about the dream job is broken into a fucking cubicle. Myths about the dream girl is broken into the perfect movie for masturbation! 

With probably 500 bucks in my pocket, I keep thinking all the bullshit that was given to me since the time I began understanding what words meant. All the stories right from our mythology to movies are all the same bullshit presented in different forms to cater to a timely audience. And from then on, the brain is conditioned to a dream made of bullshit! Yet, we keep clinging on to this bullshit dream as reality and set on an expedition to achieve this bullshit.

A point of realization comes with points of extreme failures while executing the bullshit dream. Anybody, here wanting to say that this is pure negativity or cowardliness for not attempting again can and will have their point of realization when shit hits harder on them. This is the point where you get to realize reality as it is. The reality of this world is usually shitty, messy and completely entangled that you cannot even try touching it to remove all the knots. Its plainly a nylon web soaked in shit. We just gotta see and accept it as it is. Never ever try to improve reality, because it is useless and you're bound to get your hands dirty for nothing. 

We can put a label on it though, calling it names like 'Quarter Life Crisis', '25 year bullshit', 'reality fucking-shit' and so on. But reality remains the same. I'm a regular guy brought up in this environment where music, movies and computer games played a role in shaping all the bullshit that I'm today. I had always said that I'm going to pursue whatever my heart says! But it took some deep shit to understand that the heart never thought! it was all in the brain. Right from the start of my career to love pursuits, I kept thinking all that I could be... and  realized all that was complete bullshit. If this were a movie, the dialogue would have been 'I kept thinking all that I could be...and all that I wasn't."     

Just when I thought I figured where I wanted to be in my career, I was placed inside a fucking cubicle with men over 40 yelling over their groin at me. All the glassy looks of an office that we get in job advertisements reduced to stenching wood near the restroom. All my images of a super computer given to me reduced to a fucking celeron. I have to wait 10 minutes every time when I type the word 'Hello' for the words to appear on screen. Offices where bosses came late when I was on time and bosses came early when I was late. A mug of splashing coffee was reduced to a small plasticide disaster! Job satisfaction was a taboo word at offices where elder peers threatened that I would be in deep shit looking for job satisfaction. Just when I dreamt of 10 people working under me, there were 10 'sub'-bosses blasting innumerable questions at me which never was relevant to anything, even to the job I was doing! 

Just when I thought I figured the perfect girl for my life, I got what I usually got... bullshit! I never understood calculus during my school years, but I'm planning to give it a shot now though. I guess I'll be able to understand calculus better than what runs on a woman's mind and their unimaginably shitty logic. It was always a cat on the wall game, where the girl likes me, but never wants me. Trust me, I never understood the logic behind it. And every time it felt like giving something true and honest to a wall. The feeling is like wasting a deliciously decorated chocolate truffle cake by smashing it on the wall! In the cake's case atleast, we can try licking the cream off the wall, but in the case of the woman, we are just kept watching with all the rage over the wasted goodness. No,... guess what? I'm gonna put that example better. Can you imagine a deliciously decorated chocolate truffle cake flushed down a toilet commode? the beauty of it is that nobody will know the difference whether it was cake or shit! Its that same feeling I get. It was a great cake, but now nobody knows whether it was shit or the cake! 

With all these things in mind for a 25 year old, the future looks like a 'white hazy wall that extends beyond infinity. I was visualizing this for some time thinking of what can be done to improve my current status... and then I heard those golden words! Somebody at office out of frustration with something shouted those golden words... "Fuck it!!! What's next?!" And it struck me! It struck me like a zillion volts! I looked at the white infinite wall and yelled "Fuck it!!! What's next?!" and guess what? the wall disappeared! And it disappeared because it didn't mean anything to me then on. 

It gave me a rebirth. A rebirth from bullshit to reality. When things just go wrong and out of control, shout these words and you'll feel the bliss of reality coming deep into you. It is like this movie 'Yes Man' where everybody shouts "YES". In this case though, we are all 'Fuck Man' and we need to shout 'FUCK'! Love or money doesn't happen just like that... it is all shit that happens just like that! When you come to this point of realization, you understand that life is not made of Matrix codes but everybody's shit and that the best way to survive and make progress in this fucking world is to dodge shit whenever possible!

So... Fuck it!!! What's next?!

 

Why does love hurt?... because we 'fall' in love! :)

I must for a start, appreciate the person who coined the term 'fall' in love. It is with much contemplation he must have termed it. Any other verb could have fit in there... like I 'entered' love, I 'opened' to love, I 'ran into' love. But it must have taken a while for the person who coined the term 'fell' in love.

I'm born a guy by nature and understanding a female, like most guys, was an impossible task. But then I turned my contemplation on why anybody wants to or falls in love. From a guy's perspective, I understood one thing; the way a guy reacts when he is really in love with a person. The first and foremost action, or rather reaction to a guy falling in love is that he dreams! He dreams of impossible achievements for today but with immense positivity and hope. He dreams of a lifestyle that he would want to achieve. He dreams of a life in which he wants to keep her happy and exploit happiness. He dreams of a family, kids, a beautiful home, a swanky car, a lifestyle beyond his reach today. Yet, he is blissfully positive about it (trust me, it is a tremendous force that can really make dreams happen with time). She becomes his inspiration to a greater life. She becomes the object of his dreams, hopes and desires.

Mostly guys are content with what they are before they fall in love. Guys want respect the most(which they usually let loose for a girl)  and would want to achieve something in this world. They are not initially worried about the lifestyle part of life. A bed to crash, a career to prove, friends, a refridgerator of beer / whisky bottles and a little porn is I guess the most wanted or the survival kit for a guy. If you'd ask me about this, I'd shout "YEEEEAAAAAH!". I'm not talking about guys in denial here. So, anybody wanting to take a second opinion on this can create their own posts of denial than shout in my comment box.

Nature as it is, has the most complex form of functioning. One that we don't really get to understand. By the time we're done understanding, our life ends. Somehow, it creates a great divide between the opposite sexes and does create the Cupid's arrows. Remember, the Cupid holds an arrow with the bow and hold a bunch of them in the back. Guys meet a lot of girls, but there are just a few who can really kindle the lifestyle dream. The minute a girl kindles that passion, the guy is done for. He starts his journey on an imaginary boat, that flies among stars and galaxies (without oxygen masks!). He traverses across the universe with such speed watching beautiful moons, stars, and breathtaking explosions of star clusters. He reaches out to them, holds them near, kisses them and finally returns back to earth when the girl finally slaps hard on his face. He does watch a Big Bang there only to realize later that it was all a black hole from the beginning!

After the first experience, a guy starts living in denial and resorts to his bed-whiskey-work-friends-porn lifestyle. He is content with it and believes that love is madness and blasphemy. He resorts to a caveman like life with friends and work being the primary areas of importance. He spends evenings resorting to music in the beach with its musings and friends to care. Music forms a vital part of this stage where Rock'N'Roll is inversed to soul, blues and reggae. And begins an addiction to particular songs that make him visualize a long lost dream. A form of brooding I should say. And no matter what the guy tries to do about, say about it or even deny it, he still broods in some dark corner for months together. I think it is justifiable to explain why a  guy grows a beard during this stage. I've felt myself wanting to grow a beard during such stages. It has nothing to do with sadness. But it has everything to do with the caveman look. Men as we are, are rough and love the beast side of man. It gives a great deal of self confidence during such stages. Somehow it gives me the image of a raw beast. It might sound disgusting, but somehow, it generates a counter self-confidence during such stages. Atleast to me! 

The caveman broods.... until another female knocks on his door and ignites his passions again. And suddenly, the caveman is groomed to a Rock star in a jazzy flash again with his ships flying even farther. Everything turns positive and vibrant again. The journey goes further this time since we mature more and have greater goals. She makes the goals even more interesting to pursue. The journey this time extends beyond the previous journey. And then, when everything looks perfectly set in his dream, he recieves another slap hard, this time on his left cheek tearing the perfectly set dream into a burning rage of disappointment. It is hard to accept disappointments when you can't shout at anybody.

But beyond all the rage, sadness, and disappointments, I understood a pattern with love. The pattern which makes us build positivity and searches desperately for a blink of light on the other hand, one that makes our heart literally feel light on one moment and the heaviest  next moment, one that drives you crazy behind a person and makes you insane after a few days. And the list goes on...!

The pattern is nothing but a guy's dream!

In my own experience of crazyness,bliss, sadness, rage and other emotions, I found one common factor to all my romantic expeditions. My own dreams.

It is the dream and hope that causes all happiness and sadness. When a guy falls in love, he develops such immense dreams out of hopes and positivity that it really shatters when not reciprocated. But I got the opportunity to realize one thing. No matter who the person is, the dreams are the same. We build castles in the air with so much of detailing and texturing that for a moment it all looks so real only to realize moments later that it was built in the air.

I guess it explains a lot and infact saves a lot of unwanted drama. I always think that a particular female would fit in that sphere of dream that I have, only to find that it goes wrong. But being hopeful and optimistic of your dream is the only way to ward off unwanted negativity. If a person doesn't suit that sphere by rejecting or neglecting your dream, she was probably not worth the effort and it is best to concentrate on what we have at hand.... our own dream!  

I believe in destiny because, most things other than what we think are in somebody else's control. But still we play and it is important we do. If we don't, we do miss out on a lot of aspects of life. That destiny will definitely place a person right there in our dreams. I've heard of forward integration and backward integration in business process and now it is time I or most of us apply it in our lives. It is my own decision, after much analysis to reverse integrate my strategies or goals in my life Read: Achieve the dream and then search for the person who would fit into it. That way I find myself more clear and concise without unwanted drama. I hope most guys would support this stature and most of them would have realized it before. I'm the last I guess. But happy to pass on the information to people of the same species. 

People who do care for me... please wish me Godspeed! I've set my jet engines to maximum throttle and is waiting to takeoff to the moon, stars, galaxies and galactic clusters. But this time, without a co-pilot! ;)

I really appreciate if somebody read through such a lengthy post! My sincere gratitude to those who did! :)

Rain on a sunny day...

A rainy day has its own pour of weep. Oblivious to our own situations and people around, we do weep many a time with a smiling face. Like rain on a sunny day. 

People misunderstand our exterior images to something that is non existent. No matter how we try to explain them, the interior is never realised by anyone else but yourself. 

Somehow, there is a strange beauty in the sadness of it all. People with eyes are usually blind to another heart's thought. And yet we smile... with no inhibitions but with a heart full of unforgotten tales. 

Our own heart's darkest corners are our own worst fears. We might get prepared to face a bullet in the skull but not to those corners of the heart. Some thought we all have. 

My own darkest fear is something that I face everyday. A fear that haunts me with pleasure. The knowing that my fear is wrong makes it even more enigmatic. Sometimes you wonder whether it was a person who haunted you or was it merely a thing. I wonder the same too with the lines of meaningfulness slurring between a person and thing. 


The question 'Why?' is one that is answered more often with excuses than answers. Life too answers many a time in the same manner... with excuses. Some design we all live in.

Wondering on our reality which doesn't seem real, it is hard to accept that our lives are based on a shitload of lies. The truth of it all was an illusory dream that was good to experience but sad for realization. Beyond realization lies a depth of sadness that, all that was lost was never a reality. It is a sad tale that every one of us realize. If I ask myself 'why?', I give a funny response... 'excuses'. 
And with this depth, we roam around in this world trying to figure out things that don't ever matter to us. And we roam around smiling with the depths of sadness inside so that others don't 'see through us'. The funny part of it is that every person roams around in the same phase. Another funny side to it is where we all join hands and cry! 



And thus we roam around like rain on a sunny day.
Image courtesy: Photo by Prio on Flickr

The Fallen Knight

The night has fallen
The drops have drained
And bloods have stained
I have fallen

I lay there bleeding
I shall get up
For i never saw myself pleading
And i shall pull up

In War,
There are days of victory
And there are days of defeat
But i shall not retreat
To my own satisfactory

I shall push the limits
Of my own bygone tales
To see my shattered bits
Of endurance in water pales

I shall fight for my own right
The right to living
And not to be on my own forgiving
I shall fight the fight

Till my last breath
Against horizon's breadth
My name says it all
From ashes to victory
Ashwin

The beauty of 'the involuntary thought'!

This post is about a beautiful feeling... the feeling of a 'Big-Bang' inside!

'Destiny' or a precoded function pushes human beings beyond the point of one's conscious efforts to fall for something. I'm blaming destiny here since it makes me more comfortable writing this post. And there lies the beauty of the blame! :) And by this I know, that if I were to compare destiny to a persona, he/she would definitely love to take the blame for the beauty of it. I see her smiling!


Past holds certain key writings of the future. And we don't actually get to comprehend when the past is present. We rather curse our bygone tales and miseries on destiny. The beauty lies in the future... and she smiles!

As any young blood having passions for all the beautiful things in life, I've had my share of love in a grail of blood and pain. After two long bygone years of playfulness, affective attraction, jealousy, misinterpretations, war, blood and pain, my first grail was tossed off the table. I had to weep for sometime over the spilt wine. The carpet was wet with the sweet wine and all I could possibly do was weep over the spilt wine and watch a cat come and lick it voraciously! And yet I could see her smiling!

As the wine dried, ideally, I had come out of the turmoil, though I used to have nightmares on the thought of a relationship, which i guess, most young lads like me would have experienced if they had had the truest intent. But then, as she is, destiny kept smiling and taught me things which i thought i wouldn't develop at any time frame. I had collected a lot of gems as friends on the way to my own rode life. I never did understand or even had the slightest intent of entering into a couple mode with all the lessons of the past. I had concentrated on my future, completely scheming it to the best of my known abilities with this factor of relationship as anything but a mere dream or rather an illusion. And as anybody would have guessed, there she was smiling!

And she kept smiling! As she knew I would change.. as she knew everything changes, as a matter of mere permutation and combination which had a cyclic effect that created a 'big bang' inside! Meeting someone who would suit your emotional and intellectual needs is always a compelling lie! But when that lie happens, it happens with such immense grace and beauty! One that can only be 'God -made!' And there is one 'involuntary moment' in your life where you actually don't get to decide and she decides! And this gives birth to 'the involuntary thought'! The thought which compels you to think that you have met the most compelling lie! The Ultimate Truth of your mental projections projected in the form of your penultimate beautiful woman! 'The involuntary thought' of deciding the woman to be the one in your life! The second or rather the micro second or further the nanosecond this happens, there is a 'Big Bang' in your heart and all your past misconceptions are erased in a split second and your mind starts commuting with the explosion inside!


As she smiled, the craziness of the chaos caused by the explosion was too much to handle and the mind was elevated to a sense of heightened bliss which is highly evident from my face! It lit up to a zillion volts and my face is too mere an instrument to control the bliss... and there I was smiling my way to blissdom! err... blushdom! ;) Trust me, it is horrifying to see a young lad blushing with an unshaven beard and a radiant smile that cant be stopped by force! It has to recede on its own, which makes it even more complicated. The big bang releases more big bangs inside making it nearly possible for the lad to control the bliss. And... it is an immensely beautiful, graceful, oblivious feeling with all those words in English that direct to the sense of the word 'beauty'!

As she smiled down to this earth after all the bangs inside, on mortal levels, there used to be a time post the spilt wine ceremony where I was completely out of the turmoil and all songs in this world were a mere illusionary feeling. Today, when i listen to songs especially, Nenjukkul Peidhidum from Vaaranam Aayiram, the big bang becomes even more volatile thrusting my imagination levels to the beauty of the most compelling lie! All in all, in her grace, its all a beauuutiful feeling which should be felt and experienced by every lad here on earth. A part of the beauty of life lies here and it needs to be tasted!

Cheerios to all those who have tasted it while I wish luck and 'Godspeed' to those who are yet to taste it! :)


Go grab yourselves a grail of sweet wine and tastefully enjoy it!

Restrooms and corporate management!!! - bullshit

Restroom!!! - a place where geniuses put their minds to test! a place where a human being experiences both tantrum and peace at the same time! a place where philosophy blooms outta shitty thought occurrences! a placid atmosphere, yet results in tumultuous thoughts and expressions! - This is the place where a human being is devoid of desires except for his single and motivated outcome desire! This is the place where a person's thought flow is damn coherent and undisturbed from the chaotic world waiting outside! :)

The following management theories were a result of the aforesaid effect. Today's corporate management and scenarios can very well relate to the toilet from various angles of a corporate hierarchy ranging from employees to economical supremacy in an arena. ok! bullshit... read on!

1. No matter wherever you go, you still need to shit!

- While you cling on to the "career" mode and keep looking for opportunities in the so called biggies or corporations, you still need to go through the same shit of senior management! Every corporation might put up a vibrant 'McDonald's workplace with a smile!' tag, but eventually after eating one burger, you would definitely require a restroom within half an hour.

2. Immaterial of all your tantrums and efforts, what you produce inside a restroom is still Shit!

- Immaterial of whatever be your struggle, ultimately the work done in your office will be considered shit! So why waste time with all the tantrums?! The only struggle that can be seen in our faces is the one for freedom!

3. The longer you stay, the smellier the room becomes!

- The longer you stay in an organization, you get to know of all the shitty things happening in that place and yes! you'll become accustomed to the stench until a piece of the senior management's shit falls on your head! Now it becomes really smelly and all you wanna do is get out of the restroom! err... quit :)

4. Remember! there's always somebody waiting outside to do the shit!

- You'll definitely come across smart asses in your 'work'place who is ready to shit and is just waiting for you to get out. He might even bang the door, pull the trigger, flush your accounts. So be on guard and no matter what happens, do your shit! or work. The best thing is, the one waiting outside is always inquisitive about your shit!

5. You might enjoy the calmness, the peace and aura surrounding it, and yet remember! you can't live in a restroom.

- HR policies of today's organizations make sure they throw a hell a load of sand into our eyes. They make the best offices with the latest architectural designs and entertainment features. A toilet built in the form of a Colosseum is still a large restroom!

6. Overeating will result in constipation and you'll suffer from a heavy load!

- Never show that you can do more work than what is required. It is funny but yes, people will take it for granted and you'll be loaded with work all the time. Never ever do it! You'll never be freed from shit! err.. work!

7. When you're in Rome, do as the Romans do! - Use toilet paper.

- It might be stinky, sticky, but since you decided to be in Rome, you need to go by their protocols. If you keep searching for newer ways to work, the last thing you'll get is a bouquet decorated with the best of the flowers and a small note appreciating all the efforts that went in vain!

8. One who is in the restroom for long goes unnoticed, but one who leaves within seconds is always noticed!

- It is but funny to describe this situation. A person who leaves late from office always goes unnoticed, while a person who leaves early immaterial of whether he completes his work or not is noticed as an efficient and a smart worker. So leave early!

9. One who farts while doing the 'thing' will definitely get noticed.

- A person who makes a lot of noise while working is definitely noticed. Except for a few of us who think of courtesy as a duty, everybody else is definitely noticed!

and finally,

10. Early to the restroom and early to finish makes one wealthy, wise and diplomatic! :)

Ok now... I gotta go, my boss's banging the door! ;)

En vazhkayil parasakthi dialogue adithaal epidi irukkum... oru chinna karpanai...

Well, no offense meant to anyone out there... just a satire on today's scenario... you can comment on it... be it good or bad... I'm open to it... :)


Registrar office...

vichithiram niraintha pala odu kaal kalyanangalai paathirikum...

atharku saatchi kai ezuthu itta pala kaenaigalai kandirikarathu...


aanal intha kalyaanam vichithramaana odukaal kalyaanamum alla... vilaku pidikka... chi sary! satchi kai ezhuthu ida naanum kaenai alla!

intha singaara chennaiyilae theru theruvaaga bike la suthi rootu vidum saatharanamaana payan thaan naan....

kalyaanathil kuzhappam villavithaen... poosariyai seruppa kayatti adithaen.... kutram saatapattirikiraen ipadi ellam...

neengal ethirpaarpeergal, naan ithaiyellam marukka pogiraen enru..


illai... nichayamaaga illai... kalyanathil kuzhapam villavithaen... kalyaanam vendam enbatharkaaga illai... athuvum naan sathyamaaga sollavae matten! kidaipathu evalavu kashtam enru chennaiyil ennai ponru irukkum pasangalakku nanraagavae theriyum... maedaiyil utkaarnthu iruntha mana penn... ennai paarkaamal poosariyai sight adithu kondirunthaal! en kalyaanam oru comedy aagaamal irupatharkaaga!

poosariyai seruppai kayatti adithaen... avan kalyanam seithu veikiravan enbatharkaaga illai.... nadu rathiriyil thoongaamal midnight masalavai paarthu vittu kaalaiyil enakku varum pennai correct panna koodathu enbatharkaaga!

unakku en ivalavu akkarai? ippadiyellam kevalamaaga kelvi kettu innum enna savadikaatheergal...


naane baathika patten... naeradiyaaga bathikka patten... suyanalam enbeergal... en suyanalathilae ennai ponru ethanayo chennai pasangalin pothunalamum kalanthirikarathu....

aagaaram enra paeril kevalamaana burgeriyum pizzaviyum thinru kaatu panni ponru valanthu, velinaatu company galuku laabam serkirane oru illanyan... antha naiyai pola....

ennai kamanaty engiraargal... (innum evalavo asingamaaga koorugirargal... aanal blog certification 'A' vaaga aagamal irukka naanae censor seithu vittaen) intha kamanatiyin life story a satre rewind seithu paarthaal avan kadanthu vantha kaena ponnunga evalavu enru kanakeetae illai...

seerum paambai nambu sirikum pennai nambaathae enru oru adamozhi irukirathu... en pathayilum melindhirukiravargal pala loose pengal... sirippai paarthathilai naan... verum veruppai than parthirukaen...

kelungal en kathaiyai... kalyaanam seivatharku munn thayavu seithu kelungal...

mumbai maanagarathilae, kuppai mettilum, kuttai naathathilum piranthavan naan... pirakka oru ooru, valarrarthuku oru ooru.... koovam nathathilum pogai mootathilum irukum chennaiyil en brahmacharyam thodarnthathu... ennai ponru pala pasangalin brahmacharyathuku naan mattrum enna vithi vilaka?!

Chennai, en brahmacharyathai innum valarthathu... "unakku figarae kidayathu!" enrathu....

thirumana kolathil ennai paarka enaku mattum aasai irukaatha?


ennai kathal seigiraen enru solli ennai loosaaga alaiya veithu, ippothu ungal munnal 'vallavan reema sen' pol nirkiraale itho intha mana penn thozhi, jaala kaari jaathi!....
aval valaiyilae vizhinthavargalilae naanum oruvan...

ATM cardai parikuduthaen.... cell phone ai thulaithaen... illithaen... kadasiyil kaenaiyaaga sutrinaen....

brahmacharyathai vida kandaen... kavi udayaaga... aam! sanyasi! en paero Aparyaapthamrida Sarangarajan....(poonal paer! Arnold Schwarzenegger illai!) mangalamaana paer! aanal enakko figurae kidayathu!

sezhithu vazha vendiya grihasthan, sanyaasiyaaga seerazhinthu vittathu...

Udambilae kaavi... kayilae thuddu illai... naan alainthaen... oru nalla figurukaaga naan alainthaen...

enakaaga kathal enra paeril oru dubakoorai kaattina kaenai ponnunga palar... avargalilae sila loose pengal kaimaaraaga en bike ai kettanar...

"Kathal valarthaen" enru paadi ennai manmathan mottai simbu pol alaya veithathu itho intha kodiyaval kaedi!

naan summaaga irunthirunthaale urupitturupaen!

Sila thozhigalum ennai intha loose thanthilirunthu kaapaatra vanthaargal... prathi upakaarmagaa antha loose thanathai avargalidamae kaata sonnargal! avargalilae thalaivi itho intha capemari!

En bank balance ai kettirindhaal! Friendship enra paeraal... thozhi enra paeraal! naan summavaaga pozhapaiyaanu parthu kondirithirpaen! ennai thirumbi kathal enra paeraal oru loose valaiyil sikka veithaval itho intha capemari thaan!

En brahmacharyathai intha kaenathanamaana ulagathil waste seiya enakku viruppam illai... aatharavukaaga pala matter padangalai paarthu en naerathai veen adikka enakku viruppam illai... naane thoongivittaen...

Soambaeriyaaga thoonguvathu thappae illai... namathu desathin munnal janathibathi, vinyaani thiru Abdul Kalam, nammai ponra ilainyargalai kanavu kaana solli irukiraar... anaal nam naeram nam kanavugal ipadi ellam varavendirupathu nam thalai vithi!
athae muraiyai thaan naanum kai aandirikiraen... ithu epadi soambarithanamaagum?

Chennaiyil oru nalla ilaigyanuku oru nalla penn maatuvathu illai... apidiyae maatinaalum athu nammai loosaaga maatru vidugirathu...

naan mattum innum konjam kaenai aagirinthaal... 'sigappu rojakkal' kamal, 'manmathan' simbu, 'netrikann' rajini pol thirinthirupaen! ithai thaana intha registrar office virumbu girathu?

kadhal enra paeraal oru vidhi ennai thorathiyathu... bayandhu odinaen....

kadhalaiyum natpaiyum kuzhapadithu vittu, enakkul unarchigalai thoondivittu, kadasiyal enakkae than kalyaana pathrikaiyai neetinaal! "naan Kaenai" ena thalaiyil ezhidhiriko enru alari adithu odinaen!

En bank balance ai paarthu vitta ennai kathalikiraen enru oru pisaasu thurathiyathu... odinaen odinaen.... besant nagar beachin ellai kae odinaen....

angae ennai ponru baathikka patta pala pasangal "gays" aaga maarum kodurathai paarthu veruthu poi thirumbi vanthu vittaen...

antha oatathai thaduthurka vendum.... sanyaasathai nirithirukka vendum inru kalyaana pathrikaiyai neetuvor!

seithaargala? vazha vittargala intha saranganai??

gumastha : ho ho ho..... mappilai yaar petha pillaio, sutha payithayamaagavae maarivitaar!

naan : illai... naan payithiyam illai... athuvum nee solli naan payithiyaamaaga thevai illai... ennai ponru sutrugira pasangalum ennai polavae payithiyam thaan... paavam... ithu chennai pasangalin vidhi ezhuthu... yaarai kettalum, "vazhkai na..." enru nyaaniyai pol vakyathai aarambikiraargal...

'Ladies special' enru bus vidugirargal... pengal pora pokkil "gays special" enru bus vida naerthidum polirku...

Ennai ponra pasangalai payithiyam nu ooru solvathu, chennaiyil 'gays' kootam athigaripathu, kalyanathil kuzhapam, posariyai thakinathu... ithanai loose thanathukum yaar kaaranam? yaar...? yaar kaaranam?

Ennai sanyasiyaaga alaiya veithathu yaar kutram? vidhiyin kutrama? allathu kadhalaiyum natpaiyum kalandhaditha kuzhambu veithu urinji ennai loose pol sirikka veitha antha loose pengalin kutrama?

Bank balance kammi aaguvathu yaar kutram? en selavu thaan kutrama? thundu bidiyum, nai barotta galaiyum thingira enakku aethu selavugal? allathu kadhal enra paeral, cash ai abase seithargale antha kalla penngalin kutrama?

natpin paeral kaama leelaigalai nadathi ennai thanda soru mathiri sutra veithu, kadasiyil thannuku kalyanam enrathum, ennai antha pennuku 'annan' ena aakiyathu yaar kutram? natpin kutrama? allathu natpaiyum kathalaiyum purinjikaamal pasangalai veenakovar sangathai nadathum bemani pengalin kutrama?

intha kutrangal karaya padum varai sarangarajangalum innum pala pasangalin vazhkai maara povathu illai...

ithu thaan intha chennai vaasiyin entha pakkam paarthaalum naarapadum koovam, kuppai maedu, pasiyin pizza burger!


: Registrar : un vivaatham porutham attrathaaga irukirathu...
kalyanam seiya muyanra nee, antha pennai kidasiyil vendaam enru koori senru vittaal, antha pennin vazhkai baathika padum...nadanthathai solla unakku alikkapattirukkum urimaiyai nee samoogathaiyao piraraiyo kurai koora ubayoga padutha koodaathu! keata kelvikku mattum bathil sollu... inikku kalyaanam unakku thaane?

: Naan : Kaaaaaaa Thooooo!!!!!

: Registrar : seri... mana pennai vara sollu...

: Naan : enna koduma saar ithelaam!

: Registrar : ithu un mappilai thaane?

: Mana Penn : illai... kirukku annaa enru koopiduvaen! sontha annan illai...

: Registrar : Enna koduma sarangan ithelaam? enna ma loosa nee?

: manapenn : avarukku thaan konja payithiyam!

: Naan : aamaam! kadasiyil sabaiyil veithu damage seithathuku mikka nanri... pothum intha kodumai... naan sanyaasathukae pogiraen....

: BG Score : " vidukathaiyaa intha vazhkai?..... vidaitharuvaar yaaro? unathu kalyanam ithu thaane.... vilaga koodathu nallavanae... thondugal seiya nee irunthaal thollai naeraathu thooyavanae....kaigalil maalaiyai nee koduthai.... inru... jadam enra pattathai yaar koduthaar..... aa.... kalayanam unnakaaga kaathirikum pozhuthu... kaavi udai nee aninthaal enna vaagum manathu? ... kalayanam unnakaaga kaathirikum pozhuthu... kaavi udai nee aninthaal enna vaagum manathu? ... vazhvai nee thaedi vadakae nee ponaal... naangal povathaengae... nangal povathaengae..................

Hope it was comical.... good day... great relevations! sayanora!!!!